In crazy "I-didn't-see-this-one-coming" news today, the Disney empire has finalized negotiations with Marvel Entertainment to buy the comic giant wholesale. The move is one more step in Disney's ultimate plan to take over the entertainment world as we know it and eventually assume command of the remaining governments and social institutions of the known Universe. Consumers are expected to pay a quarter earnings tithe and surrender their first-born children once said usurpation is completed.
Maybe we'll get to see a Disney/Marvel theme park mash-up! Kewl!
For the official press release click here.
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